Tuesday, March 15, 2016

DOJ Ride-Alongs

Hey, the PAX 501 released by Mr Six says the DOJ is doing ride-alongs this week - Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

What Districts were they going to?

Anyone want to tell us what they asked? What they observed? What they have decided the problem is? When are they going to "fix" it?

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67 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't know why do all this when they've already made up their minds to choose not to beleive what's the real problems!

3/15/2016 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I recall, I think they said 006, 018, and 022. Don't quote me though. I checked out after they said "DOJ ride-alongs".

3/15/2016 04:58:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

They can come to my neighborhood and inspect my pretty loft. I'll give them a ride a long they will never forget.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/15/2016 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a good thing. I expect nothing by good advise and constructive criticism from our DOJ friends.

3/15/2016 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they observed incompetent supervisors... they asked about incompetent supervisors... and they decided the problem is incompetent supervisors.

3/15/2016 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

National news gets it's information from SCC we report you decide:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/14/chicago-cop-blog-says-that-protests-at-weekend-trump-rally-far-worse-than-reported/

3/15/2016 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see now. It's the Obummer administration, it's Obummers, FBI, it's Obummers CIA, and it's Obummers DOJ.
My guess is the ride-a-longs will be in the least violent neighborhoods or with county deputies or state police outside the city of Chicago. Its Obummers administration and he ain't done anything right yet, no reason to think that will change.

J.J.

3/15/2016 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should be the answer were looking for, hand them the keys and let them show us how it's done. However no gold badges hanging out, they must represent themselves as CPD to get the total experience.

3/15/2016 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Ken said...

Put the tunnel vision visors on and as Sgt Schultz would say " I see nothing" just wave at the good citizens as they wave at you and drive on. We are the Fetal Police and will respond to are assignments and nothing more, show the DOJ just how they want you to police the streets

3/15/2016 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd love to take them on a few "death rides" on hot calls. I'd bet they'd go poo-poo in their panties. But I wouldnt even talk to these twats and sure as hell wouldnt share a squad with one.

3/15/2016 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tuesday they'll be in 010. They get to choose what cars they ride along with. Stay Silent & Stay Safe. If you need to give them an answer make it a one word answer

3/15/2016 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why no ride-alongs on weekends? Should be done on first watch.

3/15/2016 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/14/chicago-cop-blog-says-that-protests-at-weekend-trump-rally-far-worse-than-reported/

3/15/2016 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We are Prisoners of What we say and Masters of what we do not say." Anything you say to the Feds can and will be used against YOU and the Department. Stay Fetal and Quiet. Baby"G"

3/15/2016 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going to 010 on Tues. 3rd watch

3/15/2016 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all of you who "held your noses" and took a democratic ballot to vote for socialists, I held my head high and in a loud and clear voice asked for a Republican ballot to vote against the commie bastards. If enough of us did this, we wouldn't be dealing with the bullshit we are today.

Who did you cast your vote for? Soon-to-be indicted Hillary, or the communist Bernie? They both love the police and will make your lives better, right? Oh, you got to vote against Foxx, as if that will make a big difference in this communist town. Good job!

3/15/2016 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll be in 014 on 3rd watch for a ride along on 16 MAR. This not 2 weeks after the former commander and current DOJ liaison came to roll call to say that rumors being spread about more DOJ ride alongs were false.

3/15/2016 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm looking forward to it. Tell the truth and watch the gold stars shit themselves. I have nothing to lose. My beat car is always there for me.

3/15/2016 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If,I work with them,Ill stop by 7-11 and get coffee for the derilects at Clark and Division,The real Police.

3/15/2016 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember they're from the government and they're here to help..... NOT!

3/15/2016 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares?

3/15/2016 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring them to a nice lunch location (do not pay for them through) answer your calls and keep your mouth shut. Wtf is wrong with any of you worried about DOJ riding with you? Do you have trouble keeping your jaws from bumping in the car to strangers? Are you that crappy at your job where you will give them a bat to beat you with? Screw them let them sit and be bored in a quiet car

3/15/2016 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they ride shotgun on the west side so they can experience the beast up close and personal?

3/15/2016 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey somebody grab Bernie. He wants to end the violence in Chiraq , so give him a ride along like over in the "wood". Give him some perspective...........

3/15/2016 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We got to stop this outrageous level of violence," Sanders said.

Now here is a guy that wants a ride along to "feel the Bern"

3/15/2016 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome have them write the ISR then.

3/15/2016 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send them to englewood, 011 give them the real "taste of Chicago" Show them how the untrained thugs behave! Do they have any suggestions on policing the lawless freebie generation of thugs? Whoever is stuck with them be extremely careful don't let them entice you into "we are your friends" conversation their purpose is to take down coppers! "never trust a fed" the old rule needs to be brought forward! Will they look into the 60 million daley family take from our pension fund?

3/15/2016 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, i would like the expertise of the harvard educated d.o.j to do some ride alongs in the 025 district. I propose smoking joe midnites expertise midnight party planner. afternoons wagon man shoestring expertice noxious smells and oders. Days danny y. Expertise hatred of authority and any fireman. The best and brightest, that 025 has to offer.

3/15/2016 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the DOJ wasn't riding along with the 3 tact officers from 011 last night.
At least then they'd get a real feel for how bad it's become out here and how dangerous it is nowadays to be a police officer.

3/15/2016 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ride alongs should be welcomed. Show them the substandard equipment and lack of manpower. Show them the RAP status some districts are currently in. Most importantly, show them the disrespect and total disregard for humanity displayed in certain areas. These are things that should be seen.

3/15/2016 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet there will be no down cars and fully staffed with sergeants and maybe a Lt might show up.

3/15/2016 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, has a ride along ever been exposed to real police work? Commander will make sure they are with a team that does little, and on a beat that see's no jobs. Who's fooling who? Ride a long's have been a joke since they were started!

3/15/2016 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The The DC or MrX[whatever it is called now] will put the ride-a-long in a car with the straightest suckass officer in the district. Take that to the bank. It's like the Godfather telling Michael that whoever brings the peace proposal will be the Judas.

3/15/2016 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you going to say anything, just wonder out loud about all the corruption downtown and wonder why the feds never go after the democrats who have pillaged this city.
Also, show them the equipment that's broken, the squad cars that are way over the suggested federal guidelines. Show them the broken parts of the stations. Show them all the health problems with the building.
Point out to them everything that does not work right. Inform them that you have never been certified by the manufacture as a certified camera, radio, or computer technician, so you have no idea on how to get most of this junk to work!
Just don't spout off, do something constructive.
Let them wonder why we can only buy from clout connected vendors when we could get better, less expensive equipment by using the GSA purchasing.

3/15/2016 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Ken said...
Put the tunnel vision visors on and as Sgt Schultz would say " I see nothing" just wave at the good citizens as they wave at you and drive on. We are the Fetal Police and will respond to are assignments and nothing more, show the DOJ just how they want you to police the streets

3/15/2016 09:18:00 AM

================================

I tried waving and smiling my way through about thirty handwavers yelling "there's a dead guy over there" but my partner said "hey, what's it been, a couple of weeks since we handled a homicide?" so I said ,"what the hell" and we did stop. Mr dead guy was wearing a sweatshirt with an eagle on it and he got shot right through the eye of the eagle. He ran for forty feet on adrenaline alone. Kinda miss the job. NOT!

3/15/2016 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do tell them of the bosses who are asking for ISR's.

3/15/2016 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Went to vote today and I gotta ask, is riding the short yellow school bus a pre-requisite for being an election judge??? Seriously, all those running the ballots in my ward looked like they were missing a few chromosomes. They were late opening the polls, tripping over each other to tape up signs, very disorganized, and handed out the wrong pens to fill the ballots. Unreal. Voted for Trump and affiliates, screw that democratic ticket with all the same police-hating, thug-loving assholes.

3/15/2016 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a PO, but I worked in the public sector. I hate a problem with one of my bosses once. Met with her superior. He kicked her out of the room, as all 3 of us were talking. He listened by the door to hear her walk away.

Told me "do not get close to these people. If she wants to go out 'for a beer' she only wants to pump you for information. What's more important? 'Your friendship' or her paycheck? This was her boss!

He told me he appreciated my honesty on the situation. "I'm surrounded by boot lickers all day long. You have no idea how refreshing you are."

Police/the Good Guys/Gals have been dragged into the mud by this administation. You cannot possibly expect 'fairness.'

3/15/2016 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a good opportunity to expose the smoke and mirrors. They know issues come from the top. Let them see the conditions that we are working under. This is the rank and files chance to show them where the blame belongs. Take them in the crappiest cars show them the broken down stations. Make them use the bathroom in the station or try to make a copy or find a report

3/15/2016 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they like to watch movies!

3/15/2016 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog and Pony show. Lets have them work a district with body cameras and see how they handle a domestic in 007.

3/15/2016 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they ride along with the badged alderman that know everything like beale,and have father flaky and jackson along for the ride, we could have a reality show done, they would pay for this hi jinks the money could be donated to the police memorial fund! The various alderman could take turns driving and answering hot calls showing us how to be the police after all they think they know everything! The alderman are all carrying an aldermatic badge, and some have guns on their hip let these modern day "gunslingers" show the doj, news crews, and citizens how to do it!

3/15/2016 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now this was an interview of a District House Mouse Unit.
Could it be a manpower assessment?
You decide.

DOJ stopped in the "office"... Line of questions - basic fact finding;

How long have you been here (inside?).
What do you do here, can you elaborate.
What do you believe is the community's concern?
How does the community feel about your involvement?
Do you feel the community supports your efforts?

They were a pleasant mix of people of all representations, some asked questions, some took notes, some stayed longer with follow up questions. Nothing coarse or leading. Professional people. No need to make stuff up or give up your stash either. Don't boast, don't lie.

Again, take it for its worth, speak your mind, document your interview with an OEMC Event #, just in case of any consequent repercussions from the Exempt.

3/15/2016 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come ride with me, I'm gonna be sitting in the park reading a fishing magazine. Stay fetal my friends.

3/15/2016 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say leave them at 75th and Halsted and let the He-She's have their way with them.

3/15/2016 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would be tempted to run a recorder the entire time they were with me.
Maybe a camera if one was available. And I would keep my own copy of the conversations.

Remember what happened to Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby.
The only crimes they were charged with were "lying to the Feds." and it was based on the feds remembrance of the conversations.

3/15/2016 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thugs causing havoc everywhere Florida not the place to rest anymore:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/spring-break-police-lack-control-over-rowdy-college-students/

3/15/2016 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...
They can come to my neighborhood and inspect my pretty loft. I'll give them a ride a long they will never forget.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/15/2016 05:59:00 AM

You are too fucking funny!

3/15/2016 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yah the 501 said the department will have lawyers standing by at those districts IF you want to talk to the doj and would like a lawyer present. if i thought i wanted to talk to them, WTF would i need a lawyer for??? No thanks. Talking to them IS optional....

3/15/2016 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you guys still use wagons? If so let them experience trying to buckle in a prisoner when there's already there other guys in there.

3/15/2016 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Marilyn Mosby's twin just beat Anita Alvarez. If you're still being proactive with this PRO BLM , ANTI POLICE State's Attorney, then you deserve whatever comes your way

3/15/2016 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take a moment to show them the vast amount of equipment in the trunk like a functioning jack/inflated spare tire, first aid kit/clean blanket, fire extinguisher, traffic safety cones/flares, and all the other OSHA mandated gear which ISP and most suburban agencies carry.
Then make sure the dashcam/microphone & computer work ...Make sure to call Fleet MisManagement and down the car if it's not safe.

3/16/2016 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were told at role call that we can't say no to having a DOJ ridind with us? What the heck? They better go by reverse senority..

3/16/2016 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have came to zone 6 the 007th & 008th district this lovely Tuesday night we had 2 killed in 007 2 shot and one killed in 008 with in 3-4 hours AAAAwesome!!!

3/16/2016 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They did ridealongs on midnights two weeks ago. Also cmdr B said that they had not been doing ridealongs all over as the rumors said, but would be citywide eventually. Try listening. Or asking questions.

I wouldn't say anything to someone from DOJ. They've already decided what's wrong with the CPD.

3/16/2016 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try 2 hit every pot hole in the district, get the worst car in the fleet! Fuck
them!

3/16/2016 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they should have been riding at 3715 W. Polk in 011 and gave the POs there a first hand training exercise on how to properly "de-escalate" a tense situation. I detest these desk borne jockeys and academics who do nothing more than write a paper or give an interview with NO actual street experience.

3/16/2016 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We were told at role call that we can't say no to having a DOJ ridind with us? What the heck? They better go by reverse senority..

3/16/2016 02:27:00 AM

ROLL call. The calling of the roll. A reading of the roster of names of those assigned to work.
ROLL call.
The absolute SIMPLEST of policing terms. Let's try to get it right.

3/16/2016 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Come ride with me, I'm gonna be sitting in the park reading a fishing magazine. Stay fetal my friends.

++++++

The thought of that cracks me the fuck up. Not lifting your head to even talk to them, then thinking "what's wrong with this guy" as they become fixated between your face and a dude fishing.


I also laugh at the thought of a handwaiver. Typical ghetto bullshit, the emotional unsuccessful wave-down, met with me waiving back. Then realizing the DOJ mutant looks in shocked. I recover by saying, "see, not everybody hates us. It feels good to know that some in the community support us still and that's what motivates me to do my job." Just act like you had a heart-felt moment then look away and try not to laugh as the DOJ tries to figure out if you're really that dumb and oblivious or you just don't give a fuck.

3/16/2016 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have came to zone 6 the 007th & 008th district this lovely Tuesday night we had 2 killed in 007 2 shot and one killed in 008 with in 3-4 hours AAAAwesome!!!

3/16/2016 05:07:00 AM
"Johnny can you hear me? Johnny can you hear us? Johnny can you feel us near you? Johnny,Johnny where are you?" How many coppers down again? Zone 6 busiest radio zone in the city but yet 2 criminal infested areas 008/007 same zone whatever happened to splitting the zones? Stay safe stay fetal! What matters? Blue lives matter, blue lives families matter! What does not ever matter? black lies don't matter!

3/16/2016 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago when we had to man every precinct I was assigned to a school with precincts at opposite ends of the hall , at the end of the night we were required to turn in a receipt that was printed out from the vote counter , one end of the hall ran very smooth , they had done it before , the other end started out with two idiots fighting over who gets to feed the cards into the machine , they fucked up so many times they almost ran out of paper , I went to the other end of the hall and asked if someone could go and lend a hand , they said they would help but someone would have to come down to their end and "ASK" for help , I went back to the other end and asked if someone could go ask for help and was told " we don't needs no hep" , I picked one of the hundred or so strips of paper of the floor and headed to the watering hole we were meeting at before heading to check off , most ghetto election judges are borderline retarded and only took the job for the free chicken dinner .

3/16/2016 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an instructor who is assigned to the academy and teaching many subjects, including community relations, I do not understand why you people are so scared of a ride-along. What are you people so scared off?

This is a chance to work together with the Federal Government and build relationships.

The fact that you people are so squeamish, proves that you people do not know what you are doing and are afraid of getting exposed.

Learn to be the police. Do not be afraid to be a police officer.

3/17/2016 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago when we had to man every precinct I was assigned to a school with precincts at opposite ends of the hall , at the end of the night we were required to turn in a receipt that was printed out from the vote counter , one end of the hall ran very smooth , they had done it before , the other end started out with two idiots fighting over who gets to feed the cards into the machine , they fucked up so many times they almost ran out of paper , I went to the other end of the hall and asked if someone could go and lend a hand , they said they would help but someone would have to come down to their end and "ASK" for help , I went back to the other end and asked if someone could go ask for help and was told " we don't needs no hep" , I picked one of the hundred or so strips of paper of the floor and headed to the watering hole we were meeting at before heading to check off , most ghetto election judges are borderline retarded and only took the job for the free chicken dinner .
+++++++++
"Precinct?" Is that what "districts" were called before I got OTJ?

3/17/2016 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they observed incompetent supervisors... they asked about incompetent supervisors... and they decided the problem is incompetent supervisors......

I dream someday I'll be a white shirt

3/17/2016 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Now this was an interview of a District House Mouse Unit.
Could it be a manpower assessment?
You decide.

DOJ stopped in the "office"... Line of questions - basic fact finding;

How long have you been here (inside?).
What do you do here, can you elaborate.
What do you believe is the community's concern?
How does the community feel about your involvement?
Do you feel the community supports your efforts?

They were a pleasant mix of people of all representations, some asked questions, some took notes, some stayed longer with follow up questions. Nothing coarse or leading. Professional people. No need to make stuff up or give up your stash either. Don't boast, don't lie.

Again, take it for its worth, speak your mind, document your interview with an OEMC Event #, just in case of any consequent repercussions from the Exempt.

3/15/2016 06:34:00 PM

An interview is also known as an interrogation.

Can you refuse their "interview" unless you have representation?

3/17/2016 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Precinct?" Is that what "districts" were called before I got OTJ?

3/17/2016 12:46:00 AM

Voting precincts, as in for elections.

3/17/2016 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago when we had to man every precinct I was assigned to a school with precincts at opposite ends of the hall , at the end of the night we were required to turn in a receipt that was printed out from the vote counter , one end of the hall ran very smooth , they had done it before , the other end started out with two idiots fighting over who gets to feed the cards into the machine , they fucked up so many times they almost ran out of paper , I went to the other end of the hall and asked if someone could go and lend a hand , they said they would help but someone would have to come down to their end and "ASK" for help , I went back to the other end and asked if someone could go ask for help and was told " we don't needs no hep" , I picked one of the hundred or so strips of paper of the floor and headed to the watering hole we were meeting at before heading to check off , most ghetto election judges are borderline retarded and only took the job for the free chicken dinner .
+++++++++
"Precinct?" Is that what "districts" were called before I got OTJ?

3/17/2016 12:46:00 AM
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No, smartass.
Precincts are subdivisions of political wards.
We used to have to work a precinct every election day and it was usually the most boring twelve or more hours of our lives.
Obviously before you came on the job.

3/17/2016 01:46:00 PM  

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